Always save the best for last! #sourgummyworms #blueandpink #bestforlast #yummy #trolli
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon
"But I was changing now, and that meant not turning up on my dad’s doorstep. It meant, finally writing him a letter that said, "It was nice to meet you and see you around," because the truth was, that I already had a dad.”
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
They better stay clear of the lettuce
did you just
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
Does the knocking work?