|—||Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)|
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.
This is so accurate it hurts
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
"I’m such a baseball guy over everything else. Even when they’re not playing for the six months out of the year, it’s all I pay attention to and it’s all I care about. My Mets are insanely precious to me. I watch every single game. Even if I get home at 2 AM, I will put on the game. It’s crazy."
my absolute favorite
Amen Thumper, amen °o°
[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”
this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
I haven’t agreed with a tag more
They should make it an actual movie!!
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
*tips fedora* m’eth